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Command                                                   What it does
/me <action>                                                                Performs an actions. IE: Stephen dances.
/nick <newnickname>                                                         Changes your nickname into the entered nickname.
/ns register {yourPassword} {yourEmailAccountName@yourMailProvider}         Allows you to protect your nickname with a password.
/ignore <nickname>                                                          Ignores all messages from that nickname.
/unignore <nickname>                                                        Remove an ignore from a nickname.
/query <nickname>                                                           Sends a private message to that nickname.
/whois <nickname>                                                           Looks up information about nickname.
/join <#channel name>                                                       Opens another channel in a different tab. (IE: /join #Elfpack)
/clear                                                                      Clears the chat box.
/away <message>                                                             Displays a message when someone uses the "/whois" command on you.




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2009-02-16 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: I am just glad that I got that 2 years of cashiering expierence in before I left michigan...because that is what my boss basically soly hired me off of was my 2 years exp

2009-02-16 [St. Morienvale]: Nerds UNITE.


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-Random.-

2009-02-17 [Deleted user]: man irish drink for every ocation in there lifes from birth to death drink is involved

2009-02-17 [Yokita the Slave]: i have old ezra blahhhhhh.................  >.> tehehe

2009-02-17 [DRACE]: To convert Fahrenheit to Celcius: Subtract 32, multiply by 5, and then divide by 9. Why can't I ever remember this... >.<

2009-02-17 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah stuff they teach you in math and science

2009-02-17 [DRACE]: I've done both hun, but we never had to use Fahrenheit, being in Australia.

2009-02-17 [Yokita the Slave]: oh we never have to use Celsius in america xDD

2009-02-17 [DRACE]: And yet they still get taught in work places... when school was supposed to introduce us to them x_X

2009-02-18 [Bunny Chan]: USA!!!!!

2009-02-18 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah.... i sorry D;

2009-02-19 [Deleted user]: CELSIUS!!!!!
aceleration due to gravity in 9.81 to every 100g

2009-02-20 [Yokita the Slave]: o_O what???

2009-02-20 [Deleted user]: acceleration due to the force of gravith that acts at the strenth on a planet the same sise as earth is 9.81 m/second/second acting on every 100g of mass the object has or the number 98.1 can be used when refering to the mass of an object in nutens

2009-02-20 [.:Scarlett:.]: funny enough. he's right.

2009-02-20 [Deleted user]: i have to be im going to be an engineere

2009-02-20 [.:Scarlett:.]: ah. so there is intelligence lurking.

2009-02-20 [Bunny Chan]: nice

2009-02-20 [.:Scarlett:.]: aint it just.  =]

2009-02-20 [Bunny Chan]: yepp

2009-02-20 [Deleted user]: thank you im not one for bid word at all they confuse me unless its something like the triangulation of forces applied on an object so determine the effective force on the object

2009-02-20 [.:Scarlett:.]: so unless its like physics you're lost ?

2009-02-20 [Bunny Chan]: lol

2009-02-20 [Deleted user]: yep or to do with the diffrent regions in a material

2009-02-20 [Bunny Chan]: fun

2009-02-20 [Deleted user]: it actually is espically when you get to test it ye get to break shit

2009-02-20 [.:Scarlett:.]: now thats always a perk

2009-02-20 [Bunny Chan]: Awesome

2009-02-20 [Deleted user]: yep we put the test piece in the machine and press buttens

2009-02-20 [.:Scarlett:.]: sweeeeet.

2009-02-20 [Deleted user]: what are you in the study for?

2009-02-20 [.:Scarlett:.]: Philosophy and Chemistry are my arts.

2009-02-20 [Deleted user]: i wouldn't really put the two of those together in my own mind

2009-02-20 [.:Scarlett:.]: they're unrelated yet two passions of mine.

2009-02-20 [Deleted user]: then all is well i myself am a fan of science but deeply religios

2009-02-20 [Bunny Chan]: I love science...I'm goin for either nursing or child psychology

2009-02-20 [Deleted user]: nice i want to makes something new something that has never been tryed before

2009-02-21 [Bunny Chan]: cool

2009-02-21 [Deleted user]: thank you

2009-02-21 [Bunny Chan]: welcome

2009-02-21 [Deleted user]: so how are you huny?

2009-02-21 [Bunny Chan]: I am a bit irratated

2009-02-21 [Deleted user]: sorry bout hat

2009-02-21 [Bunny Chan]: ok

2009-02-26 [Caligulove]: i jjust blew up a unicorn with a bomb

2009-02-26 [scooner]: good for you... lol

2009-02-26 [Bunny Chan]: okay then

2009-02-26 [Yokita the Slave]: i finally am done moving!!!...... >.> i just have to unpack now Dx

2009-02-26 [Bunny Chan]: YAY...whered u move to

2009-02-26 [Yokita the Slave]: like 10 minutes away from where i lived xDD

2009-02-27 [Deleted user]: im in germany

2009-02-27 [Yokita the Slave]: Hey i am German my grand mother is from there she immigrated to the states like 35-45 years ago xDDD

2009-02-27 [Bunny Chan]: nice and lol hun

2009-02-27 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah for whatever reason she likes to Square dance o-o its kinda weird and scary to imagine

2009-02-27 [Caligulove]: theres nothing wrong with square dancing lol

2009-02-28 [Killopkie]: any kind of dancine is pretty cool if you ask me, it's good for the body and mind

2009-02-28 [Caligulove]: I dont usually dance unless im doing dishes, cleaning, or drunk at the music tent.

2009-02-28 [.:Scarlett:.]: cool.

2009-02-28 [Deleted user]: why not dance drunk at a music tent                                   wait no never mind im being daft

2009-03-01 [Yokita the Slave]: right...... point is that she is german fully breed and all lol

2009-03-01 [Deleted user]: ok i love germany

2009-03-01 [.:Scarlett:.]: LOL.

2009-03-01 [Deleted user]: i recomend that everyone on here goes to frankfert and stays in the frankfert hostel

2009-03-02 [DRACE]: WOW & here was me thinking that [Deleted user] never graduated from 3rd grade.

2009-03-02 [Yokita the Slave]: huh.....o-o

2009-03-02 [DRACE]: Nevermind.

2009-03-02 [.:Scarlett:.]: XD nice one

2009-03-02 [Yokita the Slave]: i guess

2009-03-02 [Caligulove]: dancing at the music tent drunk is a past time of mi ne.

2009-03-03 [Yokita the Slave]: that is always fun ;D

2009-03-03 [Deleted user]: i have to agree with the tent dancing

2009-03-03 [St. Morienvale]: Mini paddle-ball d00dez.

2009-03-03 [Deleted user]: paddle ball?

2009-03-04 [St. Morienvale]: Yeah. or something.

2009-03-04 [Yokita the Slave]: o-o indeed my good sirs

2009-03-05 [Deleted user]: what the hell is paddle ball?

2009-03-06 [Bunny Chan]: Paddle ball is fun

2009-03-06 [Deleted user]: what is it what do you do in it

2009-03-06 [Bunny Chan]: IDKHOW TO EXPLAIN IT LOL

2009-03-06 [Bunny Chan]: stupid caps lock

2009-03-06 [Deleted user]: haha bad work man always blames his tools

2009-03-06 [St. Morienvale]: Paddle ball is a retarded children's game from I dunno, the 50's or something. A small racket-shaped bit of wood with a stretchy string and a ball at the end. The object of the game is to hit the ball with the wood without the ball coming back and taking your eye out.

2009-03-06 [Deleted user]: i love it

2009-03-06 [Yokita the Slave]: we just bought a set of those for the baby and we all have been playing with them it kills brain cells xDDD

2009-03-06 [St. Morienvale]: My mother gave me a mini-paddle ball thing when I was feeling down (yeah who needs antidepressants when you can play paddleball!) but I just suck on the bouncy ball and let the paddle dangle.

2009-03-06 [St. Morienvale]: i____i

I'm such a weirdo..

2009-03-06 [damo-86]: Hi room

2009-03-07 [Yokita the Slave]: its cool lol i chew on random things too xDD

2009-03-07 [St. Morienvale]: Random Chewtoy of the Week: broken jelly bracelet.

2009-03-07 [Yokita the Slave]: pencilsand pen tops oh yeah and straws for me xDDD

2009-03-07 [Deleted user]: i have to say that mine was a roach

2009-03-07 [Yokita the Slave]: o-o wow...

2009-03-07 [Deleted user]: yeah i smoke hand rolled smokes ans all i had was a used roach to chew

2009-03-08 [Yokita the Slave]: oh i got you

2009-03-08 [Bunny Chan]: Nice Jess!!! Mine is a necklace that I'm wearing. its plastic so

2009-03-08 [Deleted user]: may as well then

2009-03-08 [Doll]: can people count as chew toys?

2009-03-08 [Yokita the Slave]: i hope s cause i have one more thing to add to the list then

2009-03-09 [Y_Fronts_Hunk]: hi peples

2009-03-09 [Y_Fronts_Hunk]: i told my chav frends that only PLEBS AND DICKHEADS wear boxer shorts and now they keep pickin on me ,,they pulled my trousers down in public today and peple were laughing at my BAGGY Y FRONTS ,,

2009-03-09 [Y_Fronts_Hunk]: lifes not fair ,,

2009-03-09 [Yokita the Slave]: im sorry

2009-03-09 [Y_Fronts_Hunk]: why dus teenagers pick on me ????????? i is normal same as you guys is

2009-03-09 [Deleted user]: well they ust to pick on me then i put one of them in hospital beat one and the rest will get the picture

2009-03-10 [Yokita the Slave]: lool that might work

2009-03-10 [Y_Fronts_Hunk]: they pick on me becos i wears Y FRONTS and i says to them BURN THE BOXERS SHORTS lol ,,so they gets me drunk and takes pics of me too ,,they is only 18 ,,teenagers is smarter than i realised ,,i dus all their washin an ironin they have promised not to show me underwear pics too anybody ,,they have got pics of me nakid too ,,if i keeps them happy then they wont try and ruin me life by showin everyone i is a bit of an idiot ,,

2009-03-10 [Y_Fronts_Hunk]: but i still love you all bcos i is finkin that i is a freak too

2009-03-10 [Bunny Chan]: lol

2009-03-10 [Bunny Chan]: I LOST THE GAME

2009-03-10 [Y_Fronts_Hunk]: me nan says i must learn to stand up for meself ,,
but teenagers can be so smart when they wants to get me back ,,

2009-03-10 [Deleted user]: dude base ball bat to the face

2009-03-11 [St. Morienvale]: Wow..................

2009-03-11 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah i agree with [Deleted user] that always works ^^

2009-03-11 [Burakku Rozu]: Yes, baseball bats always work ^^

2009-03-12 [sexy susy80]: lol no not always

2009-03-12 [Yokita the Slave]: if you use it right it does

2009-03-12 [Burakku Rozu]: Of course a Falcon Punch can get the job done too 8D

2009-03-13 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah that gets everything taken cared of

2009-03-13 [Caligulove]: what about A falcon kick..... its much faster.

2009-03-14 [tcoffman7]: Hey

2009-03-14 [ByCihan]: how are you??,

2009-03-14 [Deleted user]: na the punch looks so much coolfer thow

2009-03-15 [Y_Fronts_Hunk]: oh my god , fanx guys ,,you is helpin me soooo much :o)
its feels like you guys is bein a family to me ,, i love you all ,,i wish we all lived together mmm lol ..then ya cud teach me to stand up for meself agenst youngsters... Ya see , i am a whimp ,,and teenagers keep pullin me trousers down an laughin at me becos i wears BAGGY Y FRONTS ,,i gets angry and says to them BURN THE BOXER SHORTS , but that makes them more angry becos guess wot ??all me teenage frends wear boxer shorts ,,recently they gets me drunk then they gets me to take me trousers an top off dance around ,, it waz funny at first becos my head waz spinning,,but they took pics of me in my BAGGY Y FRONTS and then they jumps on me an pulls them off,,and now they is sayin as long as i do as they says then they wont show the RUDE PIX to evryone :o( ..so now i dus all their washin and housework to keeps them happy ,,guess wot ?? My frends is straight too,,they treats me like the VILLAGE IDIOT sometimes too,,they is teachin ,, DONT UPSET TEENAGERS or they will get me back ,,but they is funny too

2009-03-15 [Y_Fronts_Hunk]: guess wot guys ??? i is learning that some teenagers is lots smarter than i is .. so WORD UP my brothers,,be cautious of teenagers becos they is tricky guys to know ,,they have made up a nickname for me ,,they calls me "FISH" becos they says i have a 7 second memory,,or is it a 3 second memory ??? oh i dunno i gets confused ,,just becos i stack shelves for a living does not mean i is stupid,,but young guys can be really smart so be careful peples or they may try to trick you too ,,

2009-03-15 [Y_Fronts_Hunk]: i wish i nevr puts all them words up now ,,i waz drunk and depressed earlier and emptied me head onto this blog
and now i regrets it becos peples will read it and think i is a dumbass ,,dam my teenage frends for messin with me this way,,
BURN THE BOXER SHORTS :o)

2009-03-16 [Yokita the Slave]: o-o right......???

2009-03-16 [Deleted user]: its ok man its ok i understand where you are really need to beat the living shit out of them

2009-03-16 [Bunny Chan]: yea

2009-03-16 [Deleted user]: i hate the effects of age

2009-03-16 [Bunny Chan]: why

2009-03-16 [Deleted user]: just in general the living decomposing of body and mind

2009-03-16 [Bunny Chan]: ahhhh

2009-03-16 [Deleted user]: and cans of bud are horable

2009-03-17 [St. Morienvale]: Good green celebration...!!

2009-03-17 [Y_Fronts_Hunk]: I wish i knew how to stand up for meself ,,
teenagers can be a real pain , should we stick them all on an Island to teach them discipline and respect :o)

2009-03-18 [Yokita the Slave]: lo not all of them just the jerk faces xDD

2009-03-18 [Deleted user]: here here im with [Yokita the Slave]fuck the little ungratefull fuckers on an island and let them fend for themselfs

2009-03-18 [Y_Fronts_Hunk]: oh my god , you guys is teenagers too , i is sooo sorry ,,i have got to choose me words more carefully from now on ,,ya sees i loves evrybody :o) and jesus loves me lol

2009-03-18 [Deleted user]: haha dude i dont care what you say personaly

2009-03-19 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah i never really got along with the other teenagers xDDD i was a loner then pretty much still am

2009-03-19 [Bunny Chan]: I always hung out with older kids

2009-03-19 [Yokita the Slave]: same here i was sad my senior year i had like no one to talk to T_T

2009-03-19 [Deleted user]: im the smae with that people my own age are to childish

2009-03-19 [Bunny Chan]: I was the same way...I had one person to talk to my Senior year...my bestie Mel we've been best friends since 7th grade...She's the only person that I hang out with that is my age.

2009-03-19 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah i had a couple to talk too then they started becoming whores and well now i just have a couple friends xDDD really cause some of my more grown up friends are entirely to immature Dx so yeah its not just teenagers

2009-03-19 [.:Scarlett:.]: hello all. xo

2009-03-19 [Bunny Chan]: Hi Hi

2009-03-19 [Yokita the Slave]: hello ^^

2009-03-20 [Y_Fronts_Hunk]: i dont know you guys but i is realising that there is lots of peples like me who have suffered or felt isolated from a young age ,,wow this place , this site feels more like home to me than any other ,,i think i am a freak , but i think lots of peples is freaks but they trys to hides it ,,Listen to me KINKY BEAR - KONEKO - and CHINESE WRITING lady - god bless you all ,,

2009-03-20 [Theriot]: anyone in here

2009-03-20 [Yokita the Slave]: its Japanese and no problem ^^

2009-03-21 [spankypanky]: anyone want some webcam action???XXXXX

2009-03-21 [Caligulove]: ....god yes.

2009-03-22 [Deleted user]: fuck yeah msn or yahoo

2009-03-23 [Caligulove]: My toes right now.... are friggin' cold, but I like it.

2009-03-24 [.:Scarlett:.]: no.

2009-03-24 [Yokita the Slave]: im good >.>

2009-03-25 [Yokita the Slave]: hello ^^

2009-03-25 [Deleted user]: hay peoples

2009-03-25 [Yokita the Slave]: hi

2009-03-25 [Deleted user]: how are you huny?

2009-03-25 [Yokita the Slave]: im waiting to see if i get a job >.<

2009-03-25 [Deleted user]: jobs kick ass!!!

2009-03-25 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah they would if i had one xDDD

2009-03-26 [Deleted user]: haha toshay

2009-03-26 [Yokita the Slave]: touche and yeah........>.>

2009-03-26 [Caligulove]: ska dooooosh

2009-03-26 [Yokita the Slave]: o-o huh?

2009-03-26 [Bunny Chan]: I need a job

2009-03-26 [Yokita the Slave]: same here D;

2009-03-26 [Deleted user]: i have one that sucks donkey balls

2009-03-26 [Bunny Chan]: at least u have one

2009-03-26 [Deleted user]: i would be better off on unemployment

2009-03-26 [Bunny Chan]: ok

2009-03-26 [Deleted user]: so how are you?

2009-03-26 [Bunny Chan]: good you

2009-03-26 [Deleted user]: bored arse ways

2009-03-27 [Yokita the Slave]: .yeah i still need a job

2009-03-27 [wusti112]: hello

2009-03-27 [Yokita the Slave]: hi hi ^^

2009-03-29 [Deleted user]: allo

2009-03-30 [pappycullen]: talk to me=-)

2009-03-30 [Deleted user]: hello pappy

2009-04-01 [Caligulove]: about jobs... I dont have one, but my gf is a stripper...yay me.

2009-04-02 [Bunny Chan]: Same here Drunk...lol

2009-04-02 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah a lot of people need one Dx me included

2009-04-03 [Deleted user]: you guys are lucky i dont even have one... i mean a gf

2009-04-04 [Yokita the Slave]: ^^

2009-04-04 [Yokita the Slave]: okay lol me either on both

2009-04-05 [Y_Fronts_Hunk]: hi guys , i gets made redundant ,damnit , dam credit crunch ,
what a bummer ,,and me frends keep messing with me too ,,,life SUCKS

2009-04-05 [Deleted user]: take a 6 inch nail to one of there knee caps and that will bring and end to there messing

2009-04-06 [Yokita the Slave]: O-O ......

2009-04-07 [tentacle monster named Lenny]: ow

2009-04-07 [love the hate]: anyone in va

2009-04-07 [elohvee3]: heyyy

2009-04-07 [Bunny Chan]: la la la

2009-04-07 [Yokita the Slave]: does the chat look wierd to anyone else it looks different

2009-04-07 [Bunny Chan]: yeah

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